Joke thread

[sir baconface]

 

[Southern KK]

Can't believe I've got signed up by a reggae band playing the triangle.

They just want me to stand at the back and ting.

Having Jamaican connections I was told to best understand what was being said was to drop 'h's and to place a 'h' in front of a vowel that starts a word. That way you can "'eat your food to heat it"

 

[Dicko69]

 

[Zuriblue]

 

[Zuriblue]

Meanwhile at the Bridgewater Hall

 

[sir baconface]

 

[Norman Stanley Fletcher]

Having Jamaican connections I was told to best understand what was being said was to drop 'h's and to place a 'h' in front of a vowel that starts a word. That way you can "'eat your food to heat it"

Living here for the past 16 years, since I left L.A., this is the thing that is guaranteed to get me going! Ha ha ... Watching the TV news each night at 7pm, there is sure to be examples of this - the adding and/or subtracting of the letter 'H' ...... 100% my blue touch-paper gets lit! Thanks for reminding me ......

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

We're about to have a bad spell of wether.

 

[Bill Walker]

There are some corny jokes on here, but the German sausage one is the würst

 

[Uwe Already]

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time…