Joke thread

[mancity2012_eamo]

Sounds like a load of codswallop from the transfer thread.

Codswallop?
Any day now it’ll soon be almost imminent.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Someone mentioned a load of cod’s??

 

[ChicagoBlue]

Why did they make Courteney Cox?

Because Lisa Kudrow

Got to be able to work David Schwimmer in there somehow?!

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Got to be able to work David Schwimmer in there somehow?!

Why did Jennifer Aniston go to the German pool? Because David Schwimmer

 

[ChicagoBlue]

Why did Jennifer Aniston go to the German pool? Because David Schwimmer

Haha! I meant with Cox & Kudrow!

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Haha! I meant with Cox & Kudrow!

They were rowing after David the Schwimmer?

 

[ChicagoBlue]

They were rowing after David the Schwimmer?

Uncle. ;-)

 

[Tommy_Catons_Perm]

We were so poor we\had an outside toilet - then we finally managed to move into a house.

We couldn't afford a fire in winter, so my dad ate a Fisherman's Friend tablet and we sat round his tongue to keep warm.

My grandad had pneumonia and we couldn't afford treatment for him, so we smeared him in goose fat. He went downhill pretty quickly after that.

I was a sickly child so I was fed on supplements. I nearly choked on the Sunday |Times.

We couldn't afford a fire in winter either and to keep warm we used to sit around a candle. When it was really cold we used to light it.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Got to be able to work David Schwimmer in there somehow?!

Why did they make Courteney Cox?

Because Lisa Kudrow and Ross was D Schwimmer.

Best I could do. Sorry!

 

[sir baconface]