Joke thread

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[The Earl of Abington]

Got myself a sturdy pair of walking boots the other day along with a rucksack and a thick Arran sweater. Then I drove up to the Lake District, did a five mile walk, sat on a dry stone wall while taking in the magnificent view and drinking coffee from my flask. Then I walked for another five miles or so then stopped and had some Kendal Mint cake. Then I got back up and ...sorry, I'm rambling.

 

[sir baconface]

 

[Indaparkside]

I met a dutch bird with inflatable shoes while in Amsterdam last month, I’ve just phoned her house to take her on a date but unfortunately she’s popped her clogs

 

[Bill Walker]

My mate used to be a Satanist.

But now he's started worshipping toasted sandwiches.

He's in league with the Breville..

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

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Really has got out of hand this transgender issue.
Imagine taking it to extremes outside of sexual preferences.

 

[ray21]

Warning

 

[TravisBickle]

Two eggs getting boiled in a pot…
One egg says to the other…"I’ve got a giant crack!"
the other replies…"stop teasing, I’m not even hard yet!’

 

[Bill Walker]