Joke thread

A Gorilla walked into the doctors with a jelly in one ear and a blancmange in the other.

After a quick inspection the Dr said that he knew what was wrong with him.

The Dr told the Gorilla that he was a trifle deaf.
 
A Gorilla walked into the doctors with a jelly in one ear and a blancmange in the other.

After a quick inspection the Dr said that he knew what was wrong with him.

The Dr told the Gorilla that he was a trifle deaf.

I might be missing something but why a gorilla?!
 
Two eggs getting boiled in a pot…
One egg says to the other…"I’ve got a giant crack!"
the other replies…"stop teasing, I’m not even hard yet!’
Two eggs getting boiled.
One egg says to the other "Hot in here, innit?"
The other one says "You wait till you get lifted
out. They bash your head in with a spoon!"

An egg and a rasher of bacon are frying in a pan. The egg says "Hot in here, isn't it?"
The bacon replies "Bugger me.....a talking egg!"
 

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