Tuearts right boot
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I've heard reports that Lobster tube is Ok. Can't confirm it myself though, obviously.
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Lovebitesandeveryfing
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Q. How do you know the Bride at a Scouser wedding? A. Shes the one in the white shell suit.
Just come across this. It's very snooty, but I like it.
Just come across this. It's very snooty, but I like it.
Uwe Already
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I got so bored I swapped the wrappers of all the sweets in a box of celebrations - the wife’s not happy, she got her snickers in a twix
chris63
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My wife asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl.
I said I didn't even no it could play cricket.
I said I didn't even no it could play cricket.
BlueMoonRisin’
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An oldie but goodie. Jimmy Cricket I think.
crazyg
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It's what we do!
My son came of age the other week, so I decided to give him some advice on finding the right woman to settle down with.
Son, you need to realise whats important in a woman, so here are four qualities you need to look out for.
1. a woman who can make you laugh.
2. a woman who can cook.
3. a woman who can keep you entertained and satisfied in the bedroom.
4. and a woman who you can trust implicitly, and raise your children in a happy home.
Great advice dad, he said.............but how do I stop each one finding out about the other three?
Son, you need to realise whats important in a woman, so here are four qualities you need to look out for.
1. a woman who can make you laugh.
2. a woman who can cook.
3. a woman who can keep you entertained and satisfied in the bedroom.
4. and a woman who you can trust implicitly, and raise your children in a happy home.
Great advice dad, he said.............but how do I stop each one finding out about the other three?
Bill Walker
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My mates just given me a packet of Ultravox crisps.
They taste like ‘nothing to me."
They taste like ‘nothing to me."
Chippy_boy
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Ah, reminds me of the old "What do you do if a bird shits on your windscreen" joke.
Were they from Vienna?
Zubrman
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Ure not going to like them.