Joke thread

[RadcliffeRick]

You can't be serious

He's crossed the line now. Time to get out

 

[Out on blue 6]

He's crossed the line now. Time to get out

Think you'll have to umpire this one

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Think you'll have to umpire this one

I would love to

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Smashing

 

[1.618034]

I would love to

Thanks for rallying round but I'm dead set against it.

 

[1.618034]

Smashing

Is that a back-handed compliment?

 

[Blue_eyes]

Tenn-is what I would score most of these jokes out of 100.

 

[1.618034]

Tenn-is what I would score most of these jokes out of 100.

Not bad as a baseline figure.

 

[Blue_eyes]

Tenn-is what I would score most of these jokes out of 100.

Not bad as a baseline figure.

Thanks, would have served me right if I had got a volley of abuse for it.

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

if i got a fiver every time i failed a maths exam, I'd have about £8.30

 

[lefty goldblatt]

With all these tennis puns, some of you need to cast your net wider.
I love 'em I'm Bjorn again.

 

[1.618034]

Thanks, would have served me right if I had got a volley of abuse for it.

You'd have been strung up and on the receiving end, if it hadn't been in doubles digits.

 

[1.618034]

With all these tennis puns, some of you need to cast your net wider.
I love 'em I'm Bjorn again.

Get a grip, mate.

 

[Blue_eyes]

You'd have been strung up and on the receiving end, if it hadn't been in doubles digits.

I agree, a singles digit would have looked a bit for-lawn.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I agree, a singles digit would have looked a bit for-lawn.

I’m out

 

[LWashington]

With all these tennis puns, some of you need to cast your net wider.
I love 'em I'm Bjorn again.

No you're not, you're just trying to Connors.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Love it

 

[LWashington]

He's crossed the line now. Time to get out

The latest Scottish designed system has shown the ball to be clearly in. It's called Hawkeye The New.

 

[JRockBlues]

I'll be dueced if I'm getting involved in this pun train.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Im off now. All set to watch the dippers game/match.