Joke thread

[Akpowell]

I asked my German friend if he knew what the square root of 81 was. He said no.

The oldens are the best

 

[Barcon]

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[jimharri]

The oldens are the best

You are Wayne "Wazza" Rooney, and I claim my prize.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Got a taxi to the launderette. Cost me £30… I felt like I'd been taken to the cleaners!

 

[sir baconface]

Got a taxi to the launderette. Cost me £30… I felt like I'd been taken to the cleaners!

Just seen your new (?) location. Good one :)

 

[Marklr]

There was inflatable boy that lived in an inflatable house on an inflatable street with inflatable friends that all went to the inflatable school. One day, just for a laugh the inflatable boy took a pin to the inflatable school but was caught by the inflatable headmaster who told him: "Not only have you let yourself down but you've let the school down, your friends down, the street down, the.........."

 

[dickie davies]

 

[dickie davies]

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

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Funnier the first time.

 

[Zubrman]

Funnier the first time.

Probably hit on the head by a cricket ball a few times before 1974, :(