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blue44
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A leader of a Hells Angels gang is comatose in his armchair after watching a porn video and surrounded by empty beer cans. Suddenly the doorbell rings and grumbling he opens the front door.
Standing there is an 85 year old woman' crippled with arthritis and holding a zimmer frame. She is wearing a leather bikers' jacket. She quavers "Good evening young man. I'd really like to join your biking chapter." He snorts "Sorry super gran - you need a real mean machine for that."
She replies "Just call me Gladys and that's my ride over there. He swallows hard as she points to a brand new Harley Davidson - with all the bells and whistles. Quite puts his own machine to shame.
He mutters "Well Gladys you wouldn't like it as all our members drink like a fish." In reply she takes a bottle of tequila from her jacket and takes a hefty pull.
He says " All our members smoke like chimneys." She answers "I'm a 4 packs a day girl and I smoke 2 fat Cuban cigars in the evenings when I shoot pool."
The Angel is really rattled now and asks "Well have you ever been pulled up by the Fuzz?"
She answers "Well no but I've been swung around by the nipples a few times."
Standing there is an 85 year old woman' crippled with arthritis and holding a zimmer frame. She is wearing a leather bikers' jacket. She quavers "Good evening young man. I'd really like to join your biking chapter." He snorts "Sorry super gran - you need a real mean machine for that."
She replies "Just call me Gladys and that's my ride over there. He swallows hard as she points to a brand new Harley Davidson - with all the bells and whistles. Quite puts his own machine to shame.
He mutters "Well Gladys you wouldn't like it as all our members drink like a fish." In reply she takes a bottle of tequila from her jacket and takes a hefty pull.
He says " All our members smoke like chimneys." She answers "I'm a 4 packs a day girl and I smoke 2 fat Cuban cigars in the evenings when I shoot pool."
The Angel is really rattled now and asks "Well have you ever been pulled up by the Fuzz?"
She answers "Well no but I've been swung around by the nipples a few times."
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I was locked out of a music site and struggling so asked my lad for help. The first thing he had to do was recover my password as I had forgotten it.
It was Fuckingsickofthisshit
Sadly I am being serious
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blue44
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crazyg
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OK Shirley.