Joke thread

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Should I use the edit facility?

Go for it, I’ll delete my posts too if you like,

 

[Blue Mist]

Who is he talking to, given he took the lad aside? Himself?

I spotted that flaw as well. 2 out of ten Mr March69.

 

[Idesofmarch69]

To be honest, I think my reputation, such as it is, maybe irrevocably damaged.

 

[Blue Mist]

To be honest, I think my reputation, such as it is, maybe irrevocably damaged.

It's a dangerous place this joke thread, one minute up there soaring with eagles, the next.............

 

[Uwe Already]

It's a dangerous place this joke thread, one minute up there soaring with eagles, the next.............

…down here, snoring with beagles?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

…down here, snoring with beagles?

My thought was eating discarded chips with the seagulls!

 

[dickie davies]

Mr Rangnick was taking his first training session at Carrington. He'd seen United on video and thought they needed a feisty midfielder so he contacted a Polish lad who he thought would fit the bill. They all met up on the training pitch and Rangnick took the lad aside and said in broken English:

"This is ball. Win ball and kick hard between those two white sticks which we call goal".

The lad replied:
"Boss. I learnt how to speak English at the age of three and graduated from Warwick University with a degree in English literature. I understand English".

Rangnick replied:

"I'm not talking to you."

Rags were cracking that one with me when we signed Kaz Deyna

 

[Blue Mist]

Rags were cracking that one with me when we signed Kaz Deyna

Did they tell it as badly


Just askin'

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Did they tell it as badly


Just askin'

 

[dickie davies]

Did they tell it as badly


Just askin'

Bit of a daft question really as it was rags

 

[KS55]

One misplaced "aside" and the joke is fucked.

Thanks. I get it now.

 

[Barcon]

Rags were cracking that one with me when we signed Kaz Deyna

Who was he talking to?

 

[Idesofmarch69]

This is the worst day of my life. Joke was told badly, has been heard before in these quarters and was not appreciated anything like as much as it was when I told it about Jim Smith on the Swindon site.

I hereby resign from the joke thread.

 

[Sid C]

This is the worst day of my life. Joke was told badly, has been heard before in these quarters and was not appreciated anything like as much as it was when I told it about Jim Smith on the Swindon site.

I hereby resign from the joke thread.

Thank fuck for that ;)

 

[Blue Mist]

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It was the @Idesofmarch69 fellah I was having a dig at (giggle) not you.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

It was the @Idesofmarch69 fellah I was having a dig at (giggle) not you.

I know!

 

[Idesofmarch69]

It was the @Idesofmarch69 fellah I was having a dig at (giggle) not you.

I didn't.

 

[Barcon]

Who's Jim Smith?

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

Who's Jim Smith?

Some Derby manager who was a big mate of slur alex. His team beat his mates rags 1-0 (Malcolm Christie scored) to pile pressure on City at the end of a relegation season.
Not a fan meself.

 

[blue44]

This is the worst day of my life. Joke was told badly, has been heard before in these quarters and was not appreciated anything like as much as it was when I told it about Jim Smith on the Swindon site.

I hereby resign from the joke thread.

only joking pal