Joke thread

[lefty goldblatt]

 

[TheBlueDune]

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JRM looking at a black and white Victorian-style periodical ... ROFL

 

[Tuearts right boot]

JRM looking at a black and white Victorian-style periodical ... ROFL

That's a Viz.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

JRM looking at a black and white Victorian-style periodical ... ROFL

Is Sajid Javid reading Asian Babes?

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

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Cunts looking at cunts

 

[BackofJeanette]

 

[KS55]

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Demolition the only answer.

 

[BackofJeanette]

 

[Bill Walker]

Ive just got back from the hospital.

They reckon I might have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

But at the moment it's hard to say

 

[Zuriblue]

 

[RadcliffeRick]

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That was my favourite site but I don't click on it now. I'm an ex-tractor fan

 

[bladdered]

 

[Bill Walker]

I was caught rummaging through the bins outside a plastic surgeon's last night.

I felt a right tit.

 

[Bill Walker]

Yesterday I walked home from my daily exercise with my good friend.

Suddenly he shouted from 2 metres away.

"Look at that flock of cows over there"

I replied "Herd of cows!"

He answered “Of course I have, there's a flock of them over there"

 

[JASR]

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I presume this is in relation to the (soon to be ex) MP who quit?

it’s laughable if he tried to say he was looking at tractors and somehow ended up looking at porn… but to have a muppet friend come out and say ‘it’s possible’!

I can see how tractor search led to porn - MP's friend

A friend of disgraced MP Neil Parish says the tractor's name was "a play on words", as he supports him.

www.bbc.co.uk

edit: though it did lead to one of the all time greatest puns on BM

Ex tractor fan - genius

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I presume this is in relation to the (soon to be ex) MP who quit?

it’s laughable if he tried to say he was looking at tractors and somehow ended up looking at porn… but to have a muppet friend come out and say ‘it’s possible’!

I can see how tractor search led to porn - MP's friend

A friend of disgraced MP Neil Parish says the tractor's name was "a play on words", as he supports him.

www.bbc.co.uk

He was looking for CornHub.

 

[Uwe Already]

I’m leaving my wife since she’s just thrown tippex all over me - she knows I hate to be corrected!

 

[Blue Mist]

I presume this is in relation to the (soon to be ex) MP who quit?

it’s laughable if he tried to say he was looking at tractors and somehow ended up looking at porn… but to have a muppet friend come out and say ‘it’s possible’!

I can see how tractor search led to porn - MP's friend

A friend of disgraced MP Neil Parish says the tractor's name was "a play on words", as he supports him.

www.bbc.co.uk

edit: though it did lead to one of the all time greatest puns on BM

Ex tractor fan - genius

Ah well you see his dad has an old tractor. It is called a dominator. Now do you see how he made a simple mistake. I have a similar problem, I type in black dominatrix spanks man and I keep getting Massey Ferguson.

 

[northendenton]

Ah well you see his dad has an old tractor. It is called a dominator. Now do you see how he made a simple mistake. I have a similar problem, I type in black dominatrix spanks man and I keep getting Massey Ferguson.

Oh Deere John thats a shame.

 

[Bill Walker]