Joke thread

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Looks like medical scissors ;)

Pissing pregnant woman barbaqueing.

 

[Indaparkside]

I used to work full time in a home for cats.

But I had to leave because they cut meowers down.

I used to work in a barbers for cats but made no money as 8 out of 10 preferred whisker’s

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Looks like medical scissors ;)

And they’ve been used to stab Pac-Man

 

[BackofJeanette]

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Q: What's the highest mountain in Liverpool?





A: Killamangiro.

 

[blue44]

 

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[lefty goldblatt]

I walked into a pub, dressed as a 1970's American easy listening star.
"Excuse me" said the landlord "are you the Neil Diamond tribute act?"

I am, I said.

 

[blue44]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[tonerain]

 

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[TINY]

Q: What's the highest mountain in Liverpool?





A: Killamangiro.

Beautiful

 

[crazyg]

I walked into a pub, dressed as a 1970's American easy listening star.
"Excuse me" said the landlord "are you the Neil Diamond tribute act?"

I am, I said.

To no one there.

 

[jimharri]

To no one there.

Not even Caroline?

 

[crazyg]

Not even Caroline?

Wrong time of month. She's not very sweet.
But Rosie - she's crackling!

 

[jimharri]

Wrong time of month. She's not very sweet.
But Rosie - she's crackling!

Any more of those piss poor Diamond song gags, and you'll end up a solitary man.

 

[crazyg]

Any more of those piss poor Diamond song gags, and you'll end up a solitary man.

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