Joke thread

[knuckles]

 

[knuckles]

For those that have a dog and know!

 

[East Level 2]

A bloke went into a chip shop and asked for a meat pie. The woman said we've only got cheese and onion so the bloke said its alright love I've got me BMW outside.

Was it a BMW bike or a BMW car?

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Was it a BMW bike or a BMW car?

It has to be a bike or the joke won't work.

 

[mat]

Good to see BMW taking Pride month seriously. I've had one stuck up my arse for the past 5 miles.

 

[Dogtanian]

The people of Dubai don’t like the flint-stones…

But the people of Abu Dhabi do.

 

[East Level 2]

It has to be a bike or the joke won't work.

Motor bike or pedal bike?

 

[bluethrunthru]

Viz - Steampunk UTAC

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Motor bike or pedal bike?

You really need to ask ? :)

 

[Uwe Already]

Two buckets of vomit walking up the high street and one says to the other “just around the corner there’s a pub called the white horse, but if we carry on for a bit the red lion is much nicer” the other bucket of vomit says “wow, good local knowledge - how do you know all this?” The first replies “easy, I was brought up round here!”