Joke thread

[knuckles]

 

[knuckles]

For those that have a dog and know!

 

[East Level 2]

A bloke went into a chip shop and asked for a meat pie. The woman said we've only got cheese and onion so the bloke said its alright love I've got me BMW outside.

Was it a BMW bike or a BMW car?

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Was it a BMW bike or a BMW car?

It has to be a bike or the joke won't work.

 

[mat]

Good to see BMW taking Pride month seriously. I've had one stuck up my arse for the past 5 miles.

 

[Dogtanian]

The people of Dubai don’t like the flint-stones…

But the people of Abu Dhabi do.

 

[East Level 2]

It has to be a bike or the joke won't work.

Motor bike or pedal bike?

 

[bluethrunthru]

Viz - Steampunk UTAC

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Motor bike or pedal bike?

You really need to ask ? :)

 

[Uwe Already]

Two buckets of vomit walking up the high street and one says to the other “just around the corner there’s a pub called the white horse, but if we carry on for a bit the red lion is much nicer” the other bucket of vomit says “wow, good local knowledge - how do you know all this?” The first replies “easy, I was brought up round here!”

 

[Dogtanian]

My wife said to me, "There's 14 reasons why I'm leaving you, and don't even get me started on your tennis obsession!"

I said, "Well that's 15, love!

 

[balotellishaircut]

Iv just finished reading a book called Stockholm Syndrome

It was pretty bad at first but in the end I liked it

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Cellarite]

thats 30 seconds I'll never get back !

This reply is like Jeffrey Epstein complaining that his school teacher once slapped his arse.

 

[blue44]

This reply is like Jeffrey Epstein complaining that his school teacher once slapped his arse.

ha
there's an ignore button,feel free.

 

[Uwe Already]

The petrol prices don’t seem to be affecting me - I only ever put £20 in anyway

 

[AlexWilliamsGloves]

Viz

 

[oakiecokie]

This bloke on Blue Moon asked us all to "Stand by our Beds"
Two weeks later and ...

 

[Petethemancinleeds]

 

[blue44]