Joke thread

[blue44]

 

[KS55]

View attachment 49193

? Is it me?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

? Is it me?

Must be..

 

[Zubrman]

Must be..

Me to.

 

[Blue Mist]

? Is it me?

I presume it is a play on the old biker phrase where a woman pulls a train, I.e. has sex with a load if men one after the other.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I presume it is a play on the old biker phrase where a woman pulls a train, I.e. has sex with a load if men one after the other.

Never thought of that tbh, she doesn't look the sort.....just assumed the kid was named after Thomas the Tank Engine.
You live and learn.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Mary had a little lamb
With peas and roast potatoes

Mary had a little lamb,
She kept it as a pet,
But when she saw the price of beef,
She ate the little get.

 

[Dogtanian]

Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii...

Or just a low ha.

 

[KS55]

I presume it is a play on the old biker phrase where a woman pulls a train, I.e. has sex with a load if men one after the other.

Oh.ha ha. Thanks.

 

[bladdered]

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Mary had a little lamb,
She kept it as a pet,
But when she saw the price of beef,
She ate the little get.

Mary had a little lamb
With which she used to sleep
But soon that lamb became a ram
And Mary had some sheep.

 

[Zubrman]

I just had to add a comment on this poster in my bus stop this morning....

 

[talkativesprout]

I just had to add a comment on this poster in my bus stop this morning....View attachment 49339

As the fucker gone to invade Poland?

 

[Dogtanian]

Right I'm off to grow some facial hair...

Must dash!

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[Big Swifty]

Mary had a little lamb
With which she used to sleep
But soon that lamb became a ram
And Mary had some sheep.

Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white as snow
It started life as a family pet
And ended as roti d'agneau

 

[Big Swifty]

View attachment 49286

....subtitled "From knackers to knickers"..... or "From penis to Venus"

 

[horlock_was_super]

View attachment 49348

Does he have any opinion whatsoever on the SCUM?

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white as snow
It started life as a family pet
And ended as roti d'agneau

Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
10,000 volts went up its arse
And turned its fleece to nylon