Joke thread

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[lefty goldblatt]

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Can't've been a Scouse penguin
There'd be a wreath and candle next to it

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Can't've been a Scouse penguin
There'd be a wreath and candle next to it

"you'll never waddle alone"

 

[Fred_Quimby]

 

[BigJoe#1]

Truss and Zelensky have spoken on the phone about getting more support!


President Zelensky said he'll do what he can but he is in the middle of a war!!

 

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[BackofJeanette]

I was having a shit in the train toilet today, when some bloke knocked on the door.

He said, "Can I see your ticket please?"

"Not right now" I shouted, "I'm having a shit!"

He said, "I don't believe you, can you pass it under the door?"

"No problem," I said, sliding it under. "The yellow bits are sweetcorn."

 

[meltonblue]

RIP Coolio

 

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[RadcliffeRick]

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This super hero runs him close

 

[DrBlueBob]

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Jabbacado?

 

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