Joke thread

[Dogtanian]

I lost three fingers on my right hand, so
I asked my doctor if I would still be able
to write with it.

He said, "Maybe, but I wouldn't count
on it!"

 

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[Bluesince1979]

I lost three fingers on my right hand, so
I asked my doctor if I would still be able
to write with it.

He said, "Maybe, but I wouldn't count
on it!"

:))

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Accidentally drunk a bottle of invisible ink.

I'm now in hospital waiting to be seen.

 

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[bluethrunthru]

class

 

[york away to this!]

With this cost of living crisis getting worse by the day, my friend with dwarfism is finding it hard to put food on the table...

 

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[HorlocksWalk]

Any FOCs remember this gem.
An English for foreign students teacher asks her class to visit some places and learn some English words for their homework. Juan visits the airport, the zoo and a nursery. At the next lesson Juan is asked what he has learnt and he says "Take off zebra baby"

 

[hammocity]

Another old one:

Teacher says “ can any of you children give me a sentence with contagious in it?”

Little Johnny says “my dad was watching our neighbour move a thousand bricks into his garden using a wheelbarrow, he said it’ll take that **** ages to do that”.