dickie davies
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He may have been
Perhaps he was himself once a tourist and decided to emigrate, or had a holiday home in Nevada!!!
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He may have been
Perhaps he was himself once a tourist and decided to emigrate, or had a holiday home in Nevada!!!
crazyg
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Only one possible answer to this:He may have been
Perhaps he was himself once a tourist and decided to emigrate, or had a holiday home in Nevada!!!
Sam Armstrong
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Guys: If your partner is going to leave you, try and make it so she leaves the house at 8PM on a Thursday with her cases packed so it looks as though all the street hates her as well!!
dickie davies
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A man is sat watching television when his wife walks up behind and strikes him with a rolled up magazine
The man rubbed his head and asked "what was that for?"
"I found a piece of paper in your trousers with Lucy Lou written on it. You've been seeing another woman"
"No I haven't! Remember when I went to the greyhound meeting the other week, Lucy Lou is the name of a dog I had a tip for. It won and I bought you those flowers "
"I'm so sorry " replied the wife
A week later he's watching telly and his wife hits him hard with a frying pan and knocks him out cold
When he came round he said "what was that for?"
"Your dog phoned"
The man rubbed his head and asked "what was that for?"
"I found a piece of paper in your trousers with Lucy Lou written on it. You've been seeing another woman"
"No I haven't! Remember when I went to the greyhound meeting the other week, Lucy Lou is the name of a dog I had a tip for. It won and I bought you those flowers "
"I'm so sorry " replied the wife
A week later he's watching telly and his wife hits him hard with a frying pan and knocks him out cold
When he came round he said "what was that for?"
"Your dog phoned"
Tuearts right boot
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Guys: If your partner is going to leave you, try and make it so she leaves the house at 8PM on a Thursday with her cases packed so it looks as though all the street hates her as well!!
If that's not from Viz...I'd get it sent in quickly
It’s also the time you can throw all your empties into the recycling bin as the clapping drowns out the noiseIf that's not from Viz...I'd get it sent in quickly
jimharri
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I was sat on the edge of my bed last night pulling my boxers off, and the wife said to me;
"You spoil those dogs"
"You spoil those dogs"
dickie davies
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I was in bed last night, pulling off my boxers, when the wife walked in and shouted at me to leave the dogs alone!
I was sat on the edge of my bed last night pulling my boxers off, and the wife said to me;
"You spoil those dogs"
You suffering from dementia!
You suffering from dementia!
No it is just that his missus has now got used to the nightly ritual of him wanking the dogs.
ColinBellsjockstrap
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Half the ppl on here have never heard of Chubby, they are far too young! (My dad told me about him.)