Joke thread

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[Dial M 4 Mercer]

A fella in the pub just asked me to name 3 Qatar players……. I said George Harrison, Eric Clapton and Jimi Hendrix

Don’t mention Qatar it just sticks in my throat.

 

[KS55]

Don’t mention Qatar it just sticks in my throat.

Cough and Spit were Flemish comedians.

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

Cough and Spit were Flemish comedians.

I also recall Benny Lin was good in defence for Belgium against Qatar.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

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I always thought it was at the christening when the vicar dropped the infant into the font

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Thats par for the course

That's a fairway of putting it.

 

[dickie davies]

A zoo keeper teaches a gorilla to play golf. He takes the ape to a local golf club and challenges the club professional, who accepts.

Hole 1- Par 5: The club pro’ hits a good 275 years tee-shot. The gorilla smacks his shot all the way on to the green, just 3 feet from the flag. The pro’ is amazed and concedes the hole.

Hole 2- Par 4: A repeat of hole1, the gorilla’s tee-shot lands within 2 feet of the hole, the club pro hits his shot well short and again concedes the hole.

Hole 3-Par2: A short fairway and both tee-shots lands on the green close to the flag. The pro’ goes first and sinks his putt. The gorilla takes his putter and strikes the ball…300 yards.

Is the joke that there is a "Par 2" hole?

 

[blueunit]

The former sex position 69,has now been changed to 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up

 

[BackofJeanette]

 

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