They say that the mobile phone is a modern invention but it certainly is not. Indeed, history records that King Harold lost his charger at the Battle of Hastings.
2 scousers go to Amsterdam on holiday. They go to a brothel and ask if they have got a fat ginger bird with no teeth, a heroin habit and a minge like a vandalised bus seat. The Madam says, "You boys are kinky." They reply, "Not really, we're just looking for our Mum!
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