Joke thread

[Sam Armstrong]

 

[BimboBob]

Wouldn't call Brawn Stroman Emily to his face.

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[roach3]

Similar thing happened to Quasimodo, left the bell tower and re-trained as a sandwich maker. Now known as the Lunchpack of Notre Dame.

ive heard quasis been made redundant.
he got 5 years back pay and a lump sum.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Welllllll, there's not much else to do in Bradford on Avon, is there?

 

[Nellies left peg]

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Welllllll, there's not much else to do in Bradford on Avon, is there?

It’s not far from us . I might enter after a bit of practice

 

[Blue Mist]

It’s not far from us . I might enter after a bit of practice

Surely you are wanking because you can't enter ?

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Surely you are wanking because you can't enter ?

I've got loads of practice of coming first. I might try to enter.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

ive heard quasis been made redundant.
he got 5 years back pay and a lump sum.

Think I saw that quasimodo the other day, strange looking bloke but his face rang a bell.

 

[oakiecokie]

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Welllllll, there's not much else to do in Bradford on Avon, is there?

To be honest its a lovely old town.Was there last year ... but didn`t enter that contest.

 

[goalmole]

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Welllllll, there's not much else to do in Bradford on Avon, is there?

Is it members only or is it open to all comers?

 

[roman totale]

Is it members only or is it open to all comers?

All comers, although know that it’s a stiff competition.

 

[LWashington]

Is it members only or is it open to all comers?

It was members only, but then the general public wanted to come. A meeting was called and it ended up as a mass debate.

 

[LWashington]

All comers, although know that it’s a stiff competition.

Let's hope there's no VAR, or you might get shafted.

 

[Sheriff Fatman]

To be honest its a lovely old town.Was there last year ... but didn`t enter that contest.

I did. I came first which also meant I came last.

 

[Nellies left peg]

I did. I came first which also meant I came last.

That’s blatantly false as it is decided by volume and judged by the local council as they are all wankers too

 

[BackofJeanette]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]