Joke thread

[Dicko69]

 

[Mozzer]

I boarded a bus and asked the female conductor how much it was to Oldham. She sad £1.50.

I asked her how much it was to hold one of them.

75p

 

[SCEtoAUX]

Foamhenge.

Yep.

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue b4 the moon]

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I've just re-visited this one, initially went over my head at 4.30am when I woke up......get it now.

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[slick]

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

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[Robinho's Subbuteo]

 

[imrebanana]

 

[m7mcfc]

What's white and blue and swings through the jungle?
.


A fridge with a City top on.



The jokes on here are so bad I thought I'd add one