Joke thread

[JRockBlues]

At least Bruno Fernandes is getting fed today

 

[Lavinda Past]

Couldn’t think of a better place to put this than here:

Oh well... let's face it, we've all done it haven't we?
Haven't we...?

 

[MCFC68]

 

[Dicko69]

 

[maccieblue]

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Shocking

 

[sir baconface]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I told my 90-year-old granny a joke today.

It wasn't funny but she still pissed herself.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Ikeido - the Swedish martial art of furniture building.

 

[kippaxneil]

Cilla Black and Carol Decker once opened a tool shop together.
It was called Cilla and Carol’s tool shop...

 

[sir baconface]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[LWashington]

Gemma Pell, "Je m'appelle, Gemma Pell"
French Customs Officer, "Quoi?"
Gemma Pell, "Gemma Pell"
French Customs Officer, "Qui?"
Gemma Pell, "Gemma Pell"
French Customs Officer, "Chka-chka, Slim Shady. Maintenant, enlevez votre culotte."

 

[Mozzer]

Cilla Black and Carol Decker once opened a tool shop together.
It was called Cilla and Carol’s tool shop...

They would have been better off calling the shop Black and Decker.

 

[sir baconface]

Cilla Black and Carol Decker once opened a tool shop together.
It was called Cilla and Carol’s tool shop...

They would have been better off calling the shop Black and Decker.

Why’s that, Dave?

 

[Mozzer]

Why’s that, Dave?

Well Black and Decker already make tools so it would have been a good play on words.

 

[ray21]

A bomb as gone off in a building in London, when the emergency services arrived there were people stuck against the walls, it was a No more Nails bomb.

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

 

[sir baconface]

Cilla Black and Carol Decker once opened a tool shop together.
It was called Cilla and Carol’s tool shop...

They would have been better off calling the shop Black and Decker.

Why’s that, Dave?

Well Black and Decker already make tools so it would have been a good play on words.

That’s pure genius, mate.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Well Black and Decker already make tools so it would have been a good play on words.

You stihl not worked out the joke?

 

[lefty goldblatt]

With all these Decker and Black puns, the OP saw you all coming.