Joke thread

[blue44]

The problem is that it works!

By christ do i know it !
Cant wait for my hair of the dog tomorrow

 

[Banshee]

Usually buy a bottle a month. Great for cooking with.

And Bloody Mary's

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Xhavenjoe]

A priest, a Mormon and a rabbit go to a blood donation clinic.

The rabbit is probably a type-O

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[kippaxneil]

Breaking News: The Managing Director of Dulux Paints has died of hypothermia while trecking across the Antarctic for charity.
Paramedics said he could have done with another coat.

 

[Cellarite]

Breaking News: The Managing Director of Dulux Paints has died of hypothermia while trecking across the Antarctic for charity.
Paramedics said he could have done with another coat.

Fuck right off! That's got to be in the top 5% of the worst jokes on here.

Why therefore am I chuckling away at it?

 

[Lavinda Past]

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[RadcliffeRick]

Fuck right off! That's got to be in the top 5% of the worst jokes on here.

Why therefore am I chuckling away at it?

Just gloss over it.

 

[nw42]

Just gloss over it.

Exactly, just brush it away like it doesn't matter

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Fuck right off! That's got to be in the top 5% of the worst jokes on here.

Why therefore am I chuckling away at it?

It stirs the emulsions

 

[Bill Walker]