Joke thread

[Kippax77]

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The cheeky fucker.
I was looking for a minge or something

 

[kippaxneil]

The difference between erotic and kinky is that one uses a feather, the other uses the whole chicken.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Lavinda Past]

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[ray21]

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[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[ChicagoBlue]

There was the one in the Olympics many years ago; I can't remember who the commentator was but he said: "And Juanterena opens his legs and shows his class in the back straight"

David Coleman.

 

[hammocity]

3 Scousers arrive at the Gates of Heaven and meet St Peter, they ask if they can go in, St Peter says:

“How did you die and which team do you support?”

One of the Scousers replied:

“We all support Liverpool and died in a car crash coming home from a match”

St Peter says wait there whilst I consult God

“God, I have three Liverpool supporting Scousers here who died in a car crash, can they come through the gates to heaven”

God, “No fucking chance, I’m not having any thieving, murdering, benefit cheating, feral bastards in my Kingdom, tell those Dippers to fuck right off”

St Peter returns to give them the bad news

He then shouts “God, they’ve gone”

God, “thank fuck for that”

St Peter “no, it’s not just the Scousers that have gone, the fucking gates have gone too”.

 

[Nellies left peg]

 

[Petethemancinleeds]

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An excellent burst of my humour level , look forward to the Christmas annual with the best of.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Scientists have made a massive breakthrough by recreating human vocal chords in a petri dish.

The results speak for themselves.

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]