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Bill Walker
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Bill Walker
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Tuearts right boot
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Husband and wife are discussing their lack of bedroom activity and decide to change things. He decides that he's always wanted to be a trawlerman and they both agree...
That evening he sneaks off to the garage and puts on a pair of bright yellow rubber waders, a pair of full length yellow rubber gloves and a bright yellow, full length souwester. He gets in the shower and turns it on while gripping onto the sides and swaying back and forth, gyrating under the water. Wife quickly strips off and gets in next to him. After a minute or two of nothing she turns to her husband and says
Aren't we going to have sex dear...
He replies........
What !!!! In this weather ??
That evening he sneaks off to the garage and puts on a pair of bright yellow rubber waders, a pair of full length yellow rubber gloves and a bright yellow, full length souwester. He gets in the shower and turns it on while gripping onto the sides and swaying back and forth, gyrating under the water. Wife quickly strips off and gets in next to him. After a minute or two of nothing she turns to her husband and says
Aren't we going to have sex dear...
He replies........
What !!!! In this weather ??
kippaxneil
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Happy Pancakes Day to all the tossers out there.
bladdered
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I was in America ( Boston) at the time of this album being released.
I remember how someone wanted a guitar on the album cover and they disguised it as part of the spaceships.
ELO were very prominent at the time and Jeff Lynne got a great kick out of it.
This would be a good one for the unusual musical facts post @Bill Walker
