Joke thread

[Nellies left peg]

I don’t understand all this furore about the New England shirt.

Spurs have had a big cock on their shirt for years but nobody’s said anything

And a lot of cocks in their shirts too mate

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[KS55]

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One of your absolute worst!

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

One of your absolute worst!

On reflection, I agree. Deleted to protect the innocent

 

[nw42]

On reflection, I agree. Deleted to protect the innocent

I thought it was ok, can you reinstate it please, I may want to see it again.

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Blue Mist]

On reflection, I agree. Deleted to protect the innocent

Noooooooo, I ve just got here, what about me
I'm not innocent.......as the Priest will testify.

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[RayCTID]

Heard the one about the Short Sighted teacher. They couldn't control their pupils

 

[hammocity]

Whenever I complete a form asking for a number to contact in an emergency, I always put an ambulance because I know for a fact the wife will ignore a call from an unknown number.

Did you know there’s a lot more people die in hospital after suffering a heart attack than in Fast Food Restaurants. So, if you get a pain in your chest get to Subway rather than your local A&E.

Also, the chance of flying on a plane with someone carrying a bomb is around 20 million to one, the chances of two bombs on the plane is 400 million to one, the advice is always carry a bomb.

 

[hammocity]

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Was once asked what was the premise behind the Operatic song “O Sole Mio”

I replied “I’ve only got one fish”.

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[kippaxneil]

As a kid life was tough. My neighbours would throw things like sponge mix, strawberries and whipped cream at me just for kicks.
It was hard growing up in the gateaux.

 

[KS55]

As a kid life was tough. My neighbours would throw things like sponge mix, strawberries and whipped cream at me just for kicks.
It was hard growing up in the gateaux.

That’s bolleaux.