Joke thread

[Ourman]

 

[LWashington]

They've missed off Rooney's Tongue, you'll find it right next to Pensioners Bush.

 

[JRockBlues]

On Monday, we start Diarrhea awareness week.

Runs till Friday.

 

[bladdered]

 

[KS55]

on another note... wtf is that. I thought Trafford Park rangers stadium was a 30+ ongoing years work in progress scaffolding exercise, but jeez, Klanfield is even worse.

They just need to knock down a street and it’s sorted. Their tried and trusted method in Anfield road was to buy half the houses and the let them rot.

 

[KS55]

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Presumably “Mount Fanny” is an instruction.

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

 

[KS55]

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Virgin: Willy Nilly

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

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So what are you saying Bill?
Australia is full of knobs?

 

[Blue Mist]

One stormy night, there’s a tapping on a door... A man opens the door to see a snail on the step.
“Can I come in?” asks the snail.

“No” says the man, picks up the snail and throws it over the hedge..

2 weeks later, there’s a tap on the door again, and on opening it, the man sees the snail.

“What did you do that for?” says the snail.

Solidarity for the oppressed

 

[TinFoilHat]

So what are you saying Bill?
Australia is full of knobs?

 

[TinFoilHat]

 

[bladdered]

 

[Grassland Blue]

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub........











The landlord says to them........













Is this some kind of joke?

 

[Bill Walker]

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The man nobody likes, even the Aussies. Horrible feckin grub.

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Blue Mist]

My mate saw the doctor today about a mole on the end of his dick.

The doctor reported him to the RSPCA.

In Memorium.