Joke thread

[meltonblue]

My wife said if you’re bored why don’t you make a bird table?

Now she’s kicking off because I put her in fifth place.

 

[Blue Mist]

Has anybody here seen my old friend Lavinda
Can you tell me where he's gone
You know he freed a lot of people
But it seems the good die young
I just looked around and he was banned.
Mmmmmmm

I just looked around and he was banned.

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

Has anybody here seen my old friend Lavinda
Can you tell me where he's gone
You know he freed a lot of people
But it seems the good die young
I just looked around and he was banned.
Mmmmmmm

I just looked around and he was banned.

You can find Mr Past in the Joke of the day thread.

 

[Blue Mist]

You can find him in the Joke of the day thread.

Don't I know it...... ergh I mean, that's a mod plant, a hologram a CGI thingy, that's not the real @Lavvy past.

 

[Bill Walker]

Don't I know it...... ergh I mean, that's a mod plant, a hologram a CGI thingy, that's not the real @Lavvy past.

Well the jokes are still crap..


:)

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Well the jokes are still crap..


:)

Kettle!! Pot!! Black of colour!!

 

[NZBlue]

You can find Mr Past in the Joke of the day thread.

Is that like the European Super League? Seems a bit churlish to have both

 

[Coatigan]

Has anybody here seen my old friend Lavinda.

Gone back to the Past?

 

[MCFC68]

 

[the talisman]

 

[MCFC68]

 

[MCFCTrick]

No player has scored more goals for Scotland in the history of the Men's European Championships than Antonio Rüdiger. He's their joint top goalscorer.

#EURO2024

 

[Blue Mist]

It's been seven hours and fifteen days
Since they took Lavinda away
I go out every night and sleep all day
Since they banned Lavinda that day

 

[Champions again in 2012]

It's been seven hours and fifteen days
Since they took Lavinda away
I go out every night and sleep all day
Since they banned Lavinda that day

Free the @Lavinda Past one

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Free the @Lavinda Past one

Nah...incarcerate him and let him rot in a stinking bed of wet straw.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

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The one on the right has six fingers on one hand! AI can’t do arms properly at all.

 

[flook]

The one on the right has six fingers on one hand! AI can’t do arms properly at all.

bollox she's from Stoke is all