Joke thread

[mancity2012_eamo]

I was in a bar in Madrid last week and I noticed the head of a Bull mounted on the wall. It was the most massive bull head I have ever seen with long horns, maybe a metre, end to end.
I said to the bar owner: Gosh, that’s a huge bullhead. Must have been a massive animal. Was it famous?
Pointing at the head he said, that there bull killed my brother.
I said, that’s terrible. Was he a matador?

He said, no. He was sitting right there and it fell off the wall, on top of him.






My coat is on. I’m gone.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

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I was in a bar in Madrid last week and I noticed the head of a Bull mounted on the wall. It was the most massive bull head I have ever seen with long horns, maybe a metre, end to end.
I said to the bar owner: Gosh, that’s a huge bullhead. Must have been a massive animal. Was it famous?
Pointing at the head he said, that there bull killed my brother.
I said, that’s terrible. Was he a matador?

He said, no. He was sitting right there and it fell off the wall, on top of him.






My coat is on. I’m gone.

" Next !!! "

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[BigJoe#1]

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I was in a bar in Madrid last week and I noticed the head of a Bull mounted on the wall. It was the most massive bull head I have ever seen with long horns, maybe a metre, end to end.
I said to the bar owner: Gosh, that’s a huge bullhead. Must have been a massive animal. Was it famous?
Pointing at the head he said, that there bull killed my brother.
I said, that’s terrible. Was he a matador?

He said, no. He was sitting right there and it fell off the wall, on top of him.






My coat is on. I’m gone.

I like it....

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

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I was in a bar in Madrid last week and I noticed the head of a Bull mounted on the wall. It was the most massive bull head I have ever seen with long horns, maybe a metre, end to end.
I said to the bar owner: Gosh, that’s a huge bullhead. Must have been a massive animal. Was it famous?
Pointing at the head he said, that there bull killed my brother.
I said, that’s terrible. Was he a matador?

He said, no. He was sitting right there and it fell off the wall, on top of him.






My coat is on. I’m gone.

The last line is the funniest mate. Brilliant.

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

The last line is the funniest mate. Brilliant.

The bull falling or my coat’s on?

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

The bull falling or my coat’s on?

I thought you’d gone?

 

[henrythedogcity]

Two Nuns cycled down a cobbled street....one said I've never come this way before.....the other said no neither have I.......

 

[jimharri]

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I was in a bar in Madrid last week and I noticed the head of a Bull mounted on the wall. It was the most massive bull head I have ever seen with long horns, maybe a metre, end to end.
I said to the bar owner: Gosh, that’s a huge bullhead. Must have been a massive animal. Was it famous?
Pointing at the head he said, that there bull killed my brother.
I said, that’s terrible. Was he a matador?

He said, no. He was sitting right there and it fell off the wall, on top of him.






My coat is on. I’m gone.

If you have a day job, I wouldn't go giving it up for a career on stage if I were you.

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

If you have a day job, I wouldn't go giving it up for a career on stage if I were you.

Slow day Jim.
I was off, but I’m in tomorrow.
It won’t happen again, your honour.

 

[Hertzblue]

BBC NEWS: Mick Hucknall has been arrested after being caught making love to a rabbit...a police source says..'He was holding back the ears whilst singing..Bunny's too tight to mention'.

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

BBC NEWS: Mick Hucknall has been arrested after being caught making love to a rabbit...a police source says..'He was holding back the ears whilst singing..Bunny's too tight to mention'.

Take a seat.

 

[ray21]

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[RadcliffeRick]

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What's a Greek urn?

 

[nalari]

Two Nuns cycled down a cobbled street....one said I've never come this way before.....the other said no neither have I.......

Made me think of this one... a bit long but nicely made classic:

 

[jimharri]

Two Nuns cycled down a cobbled street....one said I've never come this way before.....the other said no neither have I.......

Reminds me of that ancient gag; two nuns in the bath. Nun number 1 asks, "where's the soap?" Nun number 2 replies, "it does, doesn't it?"

 

[balotellishaircut]

I sadly had to quit my job at the local cat shelter, they reduced meowers.

 

[sir baconface]

Two Nuns cycled down a cobbled street....one said I've never come this way before.....the other said no neither have I.......

Reminds me of that ancient gag; two nuns in the bath. Nun number 1 asks, "where's the soap?" Nun number 2 replies, "it does, doesn't it?"

Mods. Can you start an Archaeology sub-forum please?

 

[jimharri]

Mods. Can you start an Archaeology sub-forum please?

Maybe you missed the word "ancient" in my post?