Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

What's the difference between a voyeur and a thief?

A thief snatches your watch.

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[roman totale]

Reminded me of

 

[KS55]

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Pity there’s no snow on the moon.

 

[bladdered]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Midlands Blue]

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Saxe-Coburg-Gothas fighting amongst themselves again!

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[kippaxneil]

Just heard on the radio that from today it's Nudefest week down in Somerset. Probably worth a visit if you've got nothing on.

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[bonespost]

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[Lavinda Past]

A bank robber walks into a bank with a gun, goes up to the teller and says, "Put all your money in this bag or you're geography!"

The bank teller says, "don't you mean history?"

And the bank robber says, "Hey! don't try to change the subject!"

 

[Lavinda Past]

Jim and Bob talking about Jim's new job that he's said is a sewer executive.

Bob asks "so, what does it involve?"

Jim "when the sewers get blocked, I jump in and scoop up a bucket of shit and pass it to the next guy, and all day I pick up buckets of shit and pass it to the next guy"

Bob "so, how does picking up buckets of shit and passing them on make you a sewer executive?"

Jim "cause I don't take shit from nobody"