Joke thread

[forlorn hope]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[horlock_was_super]

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That bird doesn't look well to me..................................

 

[ancoats]

You’re are so persistent. Talk to somebody.

ok then.

the Irishman says, it wasn’t me, if I didn’t order Guinnesss, I wouldn’t be allowed home and people would shun me.

The Scotsman said, I would be publicly shot if I ordered anything but a Malt, or a bottle of Buckie.

The Englishman, seeing how this was heading......

Finish off the line. All welcome, let’s see your Manc wit, it’s legendary, don’t let it down. No pressure. Shit lines will be hideously mocked.

Well it's a chip muffin for me

 

[crazyg]

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That bird doesn't look well to me..................................

Not just beaten - humiliated.

 

[horlock_was_super]

Not just beaten - humiliated.

Why always me?

 

[blue44]

Not just beaten - humiliated.

I guess its a sickswan !