Joke thread

[ChicagoBlue]

My wife asked me if I was ready to go on holiday to a nudist colony.

I said that I was born ready.

Husband asks his wife if she was ready to go on holiday to a nudist colony.

Wife replies, “Can’t go, luv. Got nothing to wear!”

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[RadcliffeRick]

To the Regiment!!

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

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Have you bugged my bedroom?

 

[bluethrunthru]

Stewart Francis is a great one liner

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Stewart Francis is a great one liner

Went to see him at the Lowry. He was excellent. Sadly doesn’t do stand up anymore