Joke thread

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[jimharri]

Reading some of the content in this thread nearly makes me long for the joys of the Match threads.










Nearly.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Managed to get a flight to Berlin for the game

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Lavinda Past]

A man is sitting at the bar in a crowded pub when he notices a man at the door.

The man at the door climbs up the door post walks across the ceiling above the throng and climbs down a post by the bar.

He orders a pint of lager, knocks it back and climbs back up the post exiting across the ceiling the way he came in.

The man at the bar turns to the bartender astounded and says “Now that's unusual isn't it!?”, the bar tender replies “Yeah, he usually drinks bitter”

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[jimharri]

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Managed to get a flight to Berlin for the game

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Vienna_70]

How do you hire a horse?


Put blocks under its hooves.

 

[Lavinda Past]

King Charles goes on a political goodwill visit to Iran. After being met at the airport by an Iranian diplomat, he’s taken off to a fancy hotel.

As they walk in, King Charles says in his incredibly upper-class accent to the Iranian diplomat, “Could you show me to the shah, please?”

The diplomat doesn’t quite know what to say for a moment... after a few seconds, he hesitantly says “We don’t have a Shah anymore, sir. We got rid of the Shah years ago.”

“Oh.” says King Charles. “In that case, I’ll just have a bath…”

 

[KS55]

King Charles goes on a political goodwill visit to Iran. After being met at the airport by an Iranian diplomat, he’s taken off to a fancy hotel.

As they walk in, King Charles says in his incredibly upper-class accent to the Iranian diplomat, “Could you show me to the shah, please?”

The diplomat doesn’t quite know what to say for a moment... after a few seconds, he hesitantly says “We don’t have a Shah anymore, sir. We got rid of the Shah years ago.”

“Oh.” says King Charles. “In that case, I’ll just have a bath…”

Iran?
Wear the fox hat.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

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Gary Lineker after some milk?
He must be housing more immigrants

 

[jimharri]

King Charles goes on a political goodwill visit to Iran. After being met at the airport by an Iranian diplomat, he’s taken off to a fancy hotel.

As they walk in, King Charles says in his incredibly upper-class accent to the Iranian diplomat, “Could you show me to the shah, please?”

The diplomat doesn’t quite know what to say for a moment... after a few seconds, he hesitantly says “We don’t have a Shah anymore, sir. We got rid of the Shah years ago.”

“Oh.” says King Charles. “In that case, I’ll just have a bath…”

"baaarth", shirley?

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[Vienna_70]

You're learning Lavinda, the 'surprise' here is I thought it was Anchorage!

Juneau, you’re wrong.

Anchorage is the largest city, but not the capital.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

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Broadsword calling Danny Boy