Joke thread

[Bill Walker]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

I changed my ringtone today...

That's the last time I go for anal bleaching.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Patient: Doc, I’m proud to say that I finally overcame my fear of ghosts.

Doctor: That’s the spirit!

Patient: Holy shit! Where?

 

[Lavinda Past]

I got attacked by 3 guys last night but I managed to knock one out...

Not the most conventional time for a wank but it could have easily been my last.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Doctor to man : Your wife is in hospital.

Husband: How is she?

Doctor: I'm afraid she's critical..

Husband : Yeah, you get used to that.

 

[TFC]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[balotellishaircut]

I’ve started calling my wife “DFS”

Every time she starts talking there’s zero percent interest.

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Bill Walker]