Joke thread

[mrcunny]

 

[Penfold the Duke]

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FINALLY worked it out!! :-)

 

[KS55]

FINALLY worked it out!! :-)

By the same token, this means water:
HIJKLMNO

 

[J.G.Blue.]

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Slot couldnt make it because he is managing the dippers?

 

[dickie davies]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[ray21]

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[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[bluemoon32]

 

[Vienna_70]

A bloke went to the doctor:

"Sometimes, I feel like a marquee. Sometimes I feel like a teepee."

"I know your problem; you’re two tents."

 

[Xhavenjoe]

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[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[roman totale]

My Romanian mate gets really annoyed when people ask him if they really have vampires.

He’s lived there for over 700 years and he hasn’t seen one yet.

 

[LWashington]

My Romanian mate gets really annoyed when people ask him if they really have vampires.

He’s lived there for over 700 years and he hasn’t seen one yet.

If he published his life story, would it be called "Fangs for the Mammaries" ?