Joke thread

[CambridgeExileBlue]

One way or another, I'm really going to have to stop quoting Blondie lyrics!

Thinking along parallel lines here.

 

[LWashington]

One way or another, I'm really going to have to stop quoting Blondie lyrics!

I'm glad you've finally rapture head around the problem.

 

[TheBlueDune]

I'm glad you've finally rapture head around the problem.

Call me, I'm hanging on the telephone, Denis!

 

[blue44]

 

[JRockBlues]

What do you hide behind to get away with murder in the USA?

A badge.

 

[Dogtanian]

My dad told me to make little things count?

So now I’m teaching maths to dwarfs.

 

[JASR]

My dad told me to make little things count?

So now I’m teaching maths to dwarfs.

I used to shop at Tesco’s , but had to stop as it got impossible to do anything by myself , as every little helps.

 

[Stuuuuuu]

I used to shop at Tesco’s , but had to stop as it got impossible to do anything by myself , as every little helps.

I think I'm missing something here. Does it involve a bicycle and the exterior of the building?

 

[Kippax77]

I think I'm missing something here. Does it involve a bicycle and the exterior of the building?

Are we back on the dwarf sex thread?

A mate was asking

 

[Dogtanian]

I’m trying to learn the alphabet but I can’t get past X.

I don’t know why.