Joke thread

[Jazzman]

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Love that electric is not an option!

 

[Lavinda Past]

I went the supermarket today and saw an alien having a wank in the frozen veg aisle.

I said to him, "What the hell do you think you're doing?"

He replied, "We come in peas."

 

[Lavinda Past]

My mate went to a really cheap tattooist last week. I told him that I'd heard the bloke was terrible, but he didn’t listen.

He came back with disappointment written all over his face.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Love that electric is not an option!

They weren't invented when that joke first came out.

 

[Zuriblue]

 

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[HorlocksWalk]

I went the supermarket today and saw an alien having a wank in the frozen veg aisle.

I said to him, "What the hell do you think you're doing?"

He replied, "We come in peas."

Cmon Lav, surely you are going to follow it up with the bloke with his cock in some yellow liquid reading the Daily Mail and the "I am Fucking dis custard" punch line

 

[Zuriblue]

 

[Lavinda Past]

Cmon Lav, surely you are going to follow it up with the bloke with his cock in some yellow liquid reading the Daily Mail and the "I am Fucking dis custard" punch line

I can't hear you very well atm...

I've got jelly in one ear and custard in the other, so I'm a trifle deaf.