Joke thread

[blueish swede]

View attachment 136242

Is this the end of the joke thread? Have we gone full circle?

 

[jimharri]

Is this the end of the joke thread? Have we gone full circle?

We can but hope.

 

[blue44]

Is this the end of the joke thread? Have we gone full circle?

you got any better you miserable twat ?

just on my way home from supporting my club,you ?

 

[blueish swede]

you got any better you miserable twat ?

just on my way home from supporting my club,you ?

Joke thread

The wife brought home a tub of ice-cream and asked if I wanted some. "How hard is it?" I asked. She cheekily replied, "As hard as your cock when you're thinking about me naked!". I said "Go on then, pour me a glass....."

forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk

 

[Sam101]

I took some baby goats to a livestock competition at the local County Show.


Imagine my disappointment when I found out that Alan Hansen was judging it.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I took some baby goats to a livestock competition at the local County Show.


Imagine my disappointment when I found out that Alan Hansen was judging it.

You have to be kidding?

 

[Lavinda Past]

Joke thread

The wife brought home a tub of ice-cream and asked if I wanted some. "How hard is it?" I asked. She cheekily replied, "As hard as your cock when you're thinking about me naked!". I said "Go on then, pour me a glass....."

forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk

 

[Lavinda Past]

A cannibal is running through the woods, another cannibal stops him and says "have you seen my brother?" He replies "I passed him this morning"

 

[Lavinda Past]

In Canada, you are more likely to die of a kick from a moose than a terrorist attack.

Those damn moose limbs

 

[Lavinda Past]

Sounds unlikely, but Tony Hadley has just released a reggae version of Spandau Ballet's biggest hit, sung in a Jamaican accent.


It's true dat.

 

[Lavinda Past]

I spent 20 minutes banging and slamming around the house and eventually screamed at the kids "Where's that bloody thing that peels the vegetables?"

Apparently she went to stay with her mother a few days ago.

 

[Lavinda Past]

For Sale:

Empty bird cage.

Higher perches available.

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[Lavinda Past]

I have long hoped that Will Self would marry an Indian woman called Shatma

 

[Lavinda Past]

My gran died earlier today in a rail accident and I feel really bad about it. After all, I was the one who fitted the curtains.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Today would have been the 100th wedding anniversary of my grandparents, Pearl and Dean.

Or, as we used to call them: Grandma and Grand-papapaa-pa-paa-paa-papapaaa...

 

[Lavinda Past]

My mate has just come back from the national housebuilding championships.

He made it through to the semis.

 

[Lavinda Past]

I was watching countdown earlier and that Rachel Riley was in a very short skirt.

I got aroused.

Only seven letters, but not bad for a first attempt.

 

[Lavinda Past]

I'm boycotting the creators of 'Thomas and friends' for ignoring my idea for a new character.

I thought a new 'female' train that keeps losing her cargo would of helped to keep the show fresh.

They never even gave Miss Carriage a chance.

 

[Bri1975]