Big Swifty
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Joke thread
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Big Swifty
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Big Swifty
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This "pour me a glass" joke was the very first joke on the joke thread and dates back to 2011 (se page one of the joke thread).
Can we give it a decent burial?
Can we give it a decent burial?
Lavinda Past
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Just played a couple of games of football down the local quarry. We won 3-1.
On aggregate.
On aggregate.
Tuearts right boot
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That's going to stay with me for the rest of the day......Just played a couple of games of football down the local quarry. We won 3-1.
On aggregate.
I got ejaculate which is also nine but much better than mere tumescence.I got tumescent. That's a nine.
(look it up if you don't know what it means)
Lavinda Past
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Anyone interested in a free ride in a Helicopter and lunch on a yacht?
It's a trip for 4 people, and I’m still looking for 2 more to join us.
We leave early Sunday morning from Manchester and will fly to Poole where we will have a late breakfast and then onto a luxuey yacht for lunch.
Then we’ll do a flight over the Isle of Wight and return to Poole for dinner, then fly back to Manchester.
If interested please message me ASAP!
(Preferably someone who has a helicopter and luxury yacht; otherwise we can’t go)
It's a trip for 4 people, and I’m still looking for 2 more to join us.
We leave early Sunday morning from Manchester and will fly to Poole where we will have a late breakfast and then onto a luxuey yacht for lunch.
Then we’ll do a flight over the Isle of Wight and return to Poole for dinner, then fly back to Manchester.
If interested please message me ASAP!
(Preferably someone who has a helicopter and luxury yacht; otherwise we can’t go)
Big Swifty
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I think you mean "alternative".Because of melting glaciers, mountaineers have had to ascend Mount Everest by an alternate route.
A clear indication of climb it change.
"Alternate" means every other, e.g. "I work on alrnate Saturdays", that is, every other Saturday.
Just thought you'd like to know.
Lavinda Past
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My grandad never used to mind if people came round while he was working
Lovely man, shit anaesthetist
Lovely man, shit anaesthetist
Lavinda Past
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Someone once called me illiterate.I think you mean "alternative".
"Alternate" means every other, e.g. "I work on alrnate Saturdays", that is, every other Saturday.
Just thought you'd like to know.
Bollocks. My parents had been married three years when they had me.