Joke thread

[Skr1975]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Sam101]

I can’t believe how rude the suppository help line was!

 

[Sam101]

Finally watched The Imitation Game about Alan Turing and the Enigma machine.

I’d never realised his sister, Kay, made all the lunches.

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Sam101]

We've got an aviary at home, but one of our birds of prey will only exercise at night to the sounds of '80s synth pop.


Our kestrel manoeuvres in the dark

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[Lavinda Past]

We're going to visit a llama farm tomorrow.

I don't know if they do food there, so alpaca lunch before we go.

 

[hammocity]

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I've lived in Ashton all my life but I'm ashamed of the state of what was a thriving town had become, it's now a cess pit of inhumanity.

I live on the border of Mossley in a decent area but after my visit to the town centre last week I'll not be going again, the state of the people that frequent that area is something to behold, proper shithole, sorry for going off topic.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Finally watched The Imitation Game about Alan Turing and the Enigma machine.

I’d never realised his sister, Kay, made all the lunches.

And his polish uncle Lec was always telling him what to do,
His brother Tex was good if you wanted rough plaster on the wall,
His nephew Punc was always letting things down,
His Aunty Sculp was always making things & his Dad Frac was always breaking things.
(sorry im a bit bored atm)

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I've lived in Ashton all my life but I'm ashamed of the state of what was a thriving town had become, it's now a cess pit of inhumanity.

I live on the border of Mossley in a decent area but after my visit to the town centre last week I'll not be going again, the state of the people that frequent that area is something to behold, proper shithole, sorry for going off topic.

We've spoken before about this, as an ex-Ashtonian I was back in the town centre for almost a full day last year....it's all gone very depressing.