Joke thread

[Dicko69]

 

[Sid C]

Dry January is going well this year, I’ve not pissed the bed once.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

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..and ??

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

..and ??

Sorry mate, what's the question ?

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Sorry mate, what's the question ?

Thursday

 

[kippaxneil]

Paul Young once said that many of his songwriting ideas came from his early work experience in the butcher's section at his local supermarket.
Apparently, a colleague getting sacked for repeated shoplifting inspired the lyrics, 'Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you.'

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Thursday

Wrong answer

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Sorry mate, what's the question ?

What man lived on a desert Island with Robinson Crusoe?

Thursday

Wrong answer

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

What man lived on a desert Island with Robinson Crusoe?

Saturday

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[KS55]

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Too soon, too soon.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Thursday

So am I.....

 

[Casey69]

A guy goes to the shop to buy a bath, the salesman says “ do you want a plug”?
He replies why? Is it electric !

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

A guy goes to the shop to buy a bath, the salesman says “ do you want a plug”?
He replies why? Is it electric !

Shocking!

 

[dobingsdobber]

..and ??

The re-issue of Electric Ladyland?

 

[One Fan Clapping]

A guy goes to the shop to buy a bath, the salesman says “ do you want a plug”?
He replies why? Is it electric !

I literally won a prize in The Beezer comic with that ‘joke’ in the 70s!

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Barcon]

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Well this is weird. I was just thinking that I hadn’t seen you in a while.
I was literally about to pm you and wish you a happy new year.