Joke thread

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[mosssideblue]

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Nah, not good taste

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Lost for words]

Do limericks count on here? If so...

There were two young kids from Aberystwyth,
Who made love with the lips that they kissed with,
But as they grew older,
They also grew bolder,
And made love with the things that they pissed with......


Sorry for that, folks.

 

[sir baconface]

There was a young man from Kent
Whose prick was exceedingly bent
To save himself trouble
He stuffed it in double
And instead of coming he went.

 

[Big Swifty]

There was a young girl from Pitlochry
Who was having it off on a rockery.
She said "Och, you've come
All over my bum -
This isn't a shag. it's a mockery!"

There was a young lady ftom Exeter
So pretty that men craned their necks at her
And one went so far
As to wave from his car
The distinguishing mark of his sex at her

Who would have thought you could make limericks from Pitlochry and Exeter? (as well as Aberystwyth)

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

There was a young man from East Cheam
Who invented a churning machine
But on the tenth stroke
The bloody thing broke
And battered his bollock to cream.

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

A toss up where to put this. The joke thread or the politics sub forum.

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?

Don’t know and don’t care!

 

[blueish swede]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

Anyone else miss Lavinda?

Where has he gone?

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[bonespost]

 

[Hertzblue]

This Aldi biscuit needs to calm the fuck down !