Joke thread

[mancity2012_eamo]

But wasn’t the one squire greater than the sum of the others?

Add these words to the end of his last paragraph.
And then sum.

There ye go.

 

[Vienna_70]

Which nine letter word begins with N, and ends with N, and means constipation?




Nnnnnnnnn

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[northendenton]

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Are there any barbers still working in Turkey

 

[bluemoon32]

 

[forlorn hope]

 

[Bri1975]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[bluethrunthru]

this will never not be funny

 

[Vienna_70]

What does NVQ stand for?


Not Very Qualified.

 

[Vienna_70]

I’ve just read that New Holland combine harvesters are 50 years old.


They’re obviously not that new, then.

 

[sir baconface]

 

[Bill Walker]

My mates dog swallowed an entire bag of Scrabble tiles, so he took him to the emergency vet to get him checked out.
No word as yet.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

My mates dog swallowed an entire bag of Scrabble tiles, so he took him to the emergency vet to get him checked out.
No word as yet.

My mates dog swallowed an entire bag of Scrabble tiles, so he took him to the emergency vet to get him checked out.
No word yet.

Internet must be slow in Singapore :-)

 

[Sam Armstrong]

My mates dog swallowed an entire bag of Scrabble tiles, so he took him to the emergency vet to get him checked out.
No word as yet.

But his next bowel movement may spell disaster!!

 

[Bill Walker]

Internet must be slow in Singapore :-)

I'm in Tokyo now!!

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]