Joke thread

[Magicpole]

celtic are good at football...


well us English find it hilarious...

You cunts are known to laugh at anything. Makes sense. Crack on.

 

[sir baconface]

 

[Vienna_70]

You naughty man!

 

[Vienna_70]

It’s a little known fact that Elvis was a big fan of Wurlitzer jukebox boxes.

He was such a big fan that he incorporated the name into the lyrics of one of his songs

Wurlitzer one for the money…

 

[KS55]

It’s a little known fact that Elvis was a big fan of Wurlitzer jukebox boxes.

He was such a big fan that he incorporated the name into the lyrics of one of his songs

Wurlitzer one for the money…

I just love a ridiculous pun.
Supercallywerefantasticcelticareatrocious.

 

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[Vienna_70]

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I know I shouldn’t have laughed, but I did.

 

[dickie davies]

 

[roman totale]

My mate’s lost his job at the dog food factory. It had to close down and they’ve called in the retrievers.

 

[bonespost]

 

[mosssideblue]

 

[johnny crossan]

Sent my hearing aids off to be repaired six months ago. Haven’t heard a thing since.


Have you noticed how more and more people are using French words conversationally.... such as "hors d'oeuvres" for example
- and that's just for starters

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

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[dronefromsector7G]

 

[SCEtoAUX]

Bought myself a new sandwich toaster, the old one was OK and made decent toasties but it wasn't very stylish or feature-packed. The new one is all shiny and has various functions but the sandwiches it churns out are crap. The old saying is right: "Better the Breville you know".

 

[Sam101]

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

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last one i was in, I came first, third and seventeenth...

 

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