Joke thread

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[lefty goldblatt]

I used to work in a bakery but didn’t make enough dough.

I used to go out with a lady baker, but I finished with her ...

...she was to kneady

 

[Giovinco]

I used to go out with a lady baker, but I finished with her ...

...she was to kneady

Used to be a pilot as well but too many ups and downs!

 

[Grassland Blue]

Used to be a pilot as well but too many ups and downs!

After leaving her job of children's playground attendant, which was all swings and roundabouts she said.......

 

[KS55]

I used to carry out post mortems but it was dead boring.

 

[forlorn hope]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Her: I used to be Christian.

Him: It’s all right, I don’t really care for those sorts of things.

Her; Thank god! It’s so much better now that I’m Christine!

 

[JASR]

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Can never be bettered…

 

[forlorn hope]

 

[Big Swifty]

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Do we need pics of Garth Crooks?

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Do we need pics of Garth Crooks?

You’re mistaken, that’s Garth Croaks.

 

[bluemoon32]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Do we need pics of Garth Crooks?

With clothes on

 

[balotellishaircut]

It’s been announced that David Beckham was brought in as special advisor for the Uk Bobsled team at the Winter Olmpics.

Apparently he’s got at least 20 years experience of riding a skeleton.