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3 barmaids go for a job.

The landlord brings them all in, and to the first one he says "right, the scenario is you've finished work and are tidying up at the end of the night, and you find a £1 coin on the floor - what do you do?"

"Well," she says "if nobody is around I'll probably pick the coin up and put it in my pocket."

"Good answer," says the Landlord "I'll let you know about the job next week."

He then brings in the 2nd candidate and gives her the same question - "well," she says "I'll probably pick the £1 coin up and pop it into the till."

"Excellent answer" exclaims the Landlord, "I'll let you know about the job tomorrow."

He brings in the final candidate giving her the same conundrum - "well I'll probably pick the £1 coin up and then open up the till; change the £1 for two 50ps and put 50p back in the till, and 50p into the tip jar for the bar staff."

"Superb answer," says the Landlord, "the best answer I've had - I'll let you know later today about the job."

Which one of the three gets the job?






The one with the biggest tits.
 
Lee the Blue said:
3 barmaids go for a job.

The landlord brings them all in, and to the first one he says "right, the scenario is you've finished work and are tidying up at the end of the night, and you find a £1 coin on the floor - what do you do?"

"Well," she says "if nobody is around I'll probably pick the coin up and put it in my pocket."

"Good answer," says the Landlord "I'll let you know about the job next week."

He then brings in the 2nd candidate and gives her the same question - "well," she says "I'll probably pick the £1 coin up and pop it into the till."

"Excellent answer" exclaims the Landlord, "I'll let you know about the job tomorrow."

He brings in the final candidate giving her the same conundrum - "well I'll probably pick the £1 coin up and then open up the till; change the £1 for two 50ps and put 50p back in the till, and 50p into the tip jar for the bar staff."

"Superb answer," says the Landlord, "the best answer I've had - I'll let you know later today about the job."

Which one of the three gets the job?






The one with the biggest tits.
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