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Bigg Bigg Blue
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Bigg Bigg Blue
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Bigg Bigg Blue
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Zuriblue
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Tottenham Hotspur are a big name club. Sixteen letters, five syllables.
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That’s the only thing that’s big about them nowadays.
chris63
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Two Ladies Meet Up in Heaven
1st woman: Hi! Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?
Sylvia: I froze to death.
Wanda: How horrible!
Sylvia: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
Wanda: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
Sylvia: So, what happened?
Wanda: I was so sure there was another woman hiding somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
Sylvia: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
1st woman: Hi! Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?
Sylvia: I froze to death.
Wanda: How horrible!
Sylvia: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
Wanda: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
Sylvia: So, what happened?
Wanda: I was so sure there was another woman hiding somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
Sylvia: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
Uwe Already
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I dropped a tub of margarine on my foot two weeks ago and it still hurts.
I can’t believe it’s not better…
I can’t believe it’s not better…
ColinBellsjockstrap
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Two blokes pass each other at five hundred feet..
"Do you know anything about parachutes?"
"NO!, do you know anything about gas ovens?"
"Do you know anything about parachutes?"
"NO!, do you know anything about gas ovens?"
One winters day a Robin was sat on a tree branch. He was so cold he froze and fell to the floor. As he lay there a passing cow crapped on him. As the dung was warm it revived the Robin who was so happy he started to sing.
A cat was passing and on hearing the Robin sing, scooped it up and ate it.
The morals of the story are;
1. Not everyone that shits on you is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out the shit is your friend
3. If you're in the shit, it's best to say nowt.
A cat was passing and on hearing the Robin sing, scooped it up and ate it.
The morals of the story are;
1. Not everyone that shits on you is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out the shit is your friend
3. If you're in the shit, it's best to say nowt.