Joke thread

Got up at 4.30 and thought I'd cycle to work, got the bike out of the shed and it started to pour down so I thought sod this I'll get back into bed for an hour. Into bed and spooned the missus who was half asleep, I said it's pouring down outside

She said yeah and that daft bugger has cycled to work.
 
A teacher was calling the roll when a boy burst into the classroom. "Why are you late, boy, and where have you been?" the teacher asked.

"Sorry, Sir, I've been up Primrose Hill," said the boy.

"No excuse, detention, sit down!" the teacher replied.

Two minutes later, another boy burst into the classroom. "Why are you late, and where have you been?" the teacher demanded.

"I've been up Primrose Hill," the boy replied.

"No excuse, detention, sit down!" the teacher said. Two minutes later, a girl burst into the classroom.

"Don't tell me!", the teacher raged, "You've been up Primrose Hill as well?"

"No sir", the girl replied. "I AM Primrose Hill."
 
Jim Tolmie's Underpants said:
A teacher was calling the roll when a boy burst into the classroom. "Why are you late, boy, and where have you been?" the teacher asked.

"Sorry, Sir, I've been up Primrose Hill," said the boy.

"No excuse, detention, sit down!" the teacher replied.

Two minutes later, another boy burst into the classroom. "Why are you late, and where have you been?" the teacher demanded.

"I've been up Primrose Hill," the boy replied.

"No excuse, detention, sit down!" the teacher said. Two minutes later, a girl burst into the classroom.

"Don't tell me!", the teacher raged, "You've been up Primrose Hill as well?"

"No sir", the girl replied. "I AM Primrose Hill."
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I heard this in the 1940s with Nell Lane
 
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