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Joke thread
- Thread starter mrcunny
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manchester blue
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I've had enough of Christmas. All year long I work my fecking fingers to the bone to buy all the presents that my kids ask for. And what happens Christmas morning? That fat fecker with a beard gets all the credit!! Still I suppose its my fault for marrying her.
Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot
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I'd 6 3 to be an Arsenal fan!
This made me chuckleTricky Dickys Right Foot Shot said:I'd 6 3 to be an Arsenal fan!
foetus
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Just tried to upload the City vs Arsenal game to Pornhub...
But they don't accept rape.
But they don't accept rape.
blue12
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A bloke is having sex with a prostitute when he starts sucking on her breast. After a little while, much to his surprise he gets a warm mouthful.
He looks up at her and says ''Wow, I would have thought you were too old to give milk!''
She says ''I am, but I'm not too old to get cysts.''
He looks up at her and says ''Wow, I would have thought you were too old to give milk!''
She says ''I am, but I'm not too old to get cysts.''
foetus
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that's fucked up. arrrghhhhhblue12 said:A bloke is having sex with a prostitute when he starts sucking on her breast. After a little while, much to his surprise he gets a warm mouthful.
He looks up at her and says ''Wow, I would have thought you were too old to give milk!''
She says ''I am, but I'm not too old to get cysts.''
Phil Meup
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A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.
Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."
"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her ****ing appendix out!"
Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."
"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her ****ing appendix out!"
Ancient Citizen
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I've just had my anal prostate examination, and after the doctor had left the room, the nurse came in and whispered in my ear the five words I was dreading hearing...
''Who the fuck was that?''
''Who the fuck was that?''