kinkladz-ade
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foetus said:
how can u not get it? that was a good one
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how can u not get it? that was a good one
Phil Meup
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Similar thing happened to me.Robinho's Subbuteo said:I remember when I was a kid and all I wanted for Christmas was an Action Man.
I got this plastic doll with a cord on its back and when you pulled it it said "30, 30, 35, 35, 35, 40......"
I looked on the box........Auction Man.
Opened the box & it was empty.
My dad told me it was an Action Man deserter.
Gelsons Dad
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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil and paper!
He worked it out with a pencil and paper!
paphos-mcfc
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Phil Meup said:Similar thing happened to me.Robinho's Subbuteo said:I remember when I was a kid and all I wanted for Christmas was an Action Man.
I got this plastic doll with a cord on its back and when you pulled it it said "30, 30, 35, 35, 35, 40......"
I looked on the box........Auction Man.
Opened the box & it was empty.
My dad told me it was an Action Man deserter.
Opened the box on mine and it was full off little bits. My dad said it was an action man suicide bomber.
moonshiner
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I might wear a glove on my right hand today. On the other hand I might not.
TangerineSteve17
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"YOU'RE NOT MY REAL LADDER!" I screamed, at my step-ladder.
wildybeastie
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Who said there's nothing wrong with defeat?
Nelson Mandela's Chiropodist
Nelson Mandela's Chiropodist
TangerineSteve17
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It's been brought to my attention that I watch too much porn...but I'm sure my ebony cumslut girlfriend is just overreacting.
crazyg
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I heard he worked it out with logs.Gelsons Dad said:Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil and paper!
Twin sisters in Sunnyside Nursing Home were turning 100 years old. The local newspaper sends a photographer to take pictures...
One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well. Once the photographer arrived he asked the sisters to sit on the sofa.
The deaf sister said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!", said the other.
"Now get a little closer together," said the cameraman.
Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE."
So they wiggled up close to each other.
"Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little," said the photographer.
Yet again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!"
With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out, "OH MY GOD - BOTH OF US!"
One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well. Once the photographer arrived he asked the sisters to sit on the sofa.
The deaf sister said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!", said the other.
"Now get a little closer together," said the cameraman.
Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE."
So they wiggled up close to each other.
"Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little," said the photographer.
Yet again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!"
With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out, "OH MY GOD - BOTH OF US!"