ste1969 said:
A blind man was standing with his dog. The dog pissed all over his leg.
The man then gave the dog a biscuit.
Someone who was watching said to the blind man,
"That's the nicest thing I've ever seen. He pissed on your leg and you forgave him and give him a biscuit."
"Am I fuck" said the blind man. "I'm finding out what ends what and then I'm going to kick him in the bollocks!"
True story: I grew up in a rough area and I was the last to leave home. My parents were old and I knew my going would leave them vulnerable to the latest crop of shitheads on the estate.
My mother always had a thing with dogs. Her father was a professional greyhound trainer. I guess she got it from him. It's hard to explain it. My brother has it too. If there's a doggy equivalent of a gardener with green thumbs, that's what I'm talking about.
Anyway, I bought a Rottweiler before I moved out, knowing full well my mother would click with the creature and they'd have a bit of extra protection when I left them on their own.
One day, after I'd moved our, my mother was walking the dog. He was still a pup really, not even a year old. She passed some of the local scumbags, at the shops, and there were remarks made about the dog. Nothing complimentary, just the usual bullshit.
"Go on, so" said my mother, taking the dog off the leash.
The dog walked over and proceeded to take a long piss on the biggest loudmouth's leg. Your man did sweet fuck all except stand there.
My parents have both gone on to their eternal reward and so has Reuben, the dog. They never had any more trouble from the local shitheads.
